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A Voice in the Chattering Darkness
Another Quality Asscock Publishing Product
Created on 2005-07-21 08:10:57 (#7794799), last updated 2009-06-30
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Basic Info| Name: | Ashton Sperry |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1982-04-28 |
| Location: | Boise, Idaho, United States |
| Website: | My deviantART page. |
BioLong ago, a team of robots were set to the task of creating an imaginary being to perform their Master's will upon the Internet. This being, made up of millions of lines of code and requiring trillions of computer cycles per second to keep operational, became known as the N'wah Project. It would roam the cluttered vastness of the Internet, creating blogs and journals, posting in them, and abandoning them shortly thereafter. How this benefitted the heretofore-unknown Master is a mystery to all but him.
The project functioned too well; so well, in fact, that it failed utterly. The N'wah Project's fake being gained a glimmering of sentience, and began making up stories that strangely sounded like the ramblings of a D&D-obsessed amateur artist. The Master was curious to see what his rogue creation would produce, and bid his robot slaves to allow it to continue. Then he went back to whipping up the Doomburger, a 40-ton patty with enough cheese to drown the world. That project succeeded.
Eons passed. The messages created by the N'wah Project, beamed out in the form of radio waves, were picked up by a malfunctioning satellite dish. There, The N'wah Project spread through the Internet of our Earth, continuing its purposeless mission.
The N'wah Project continues to this day, unabated.
The project functioned too well; so well, in fact, that it failed utterly. The N'wah Project's fake being gained a glimmering of sentience, and began making up stories that strangely sounded like the ramblings of a D&D-obsessed amateur artist. The Master was curious to see what his rogue creation would produce, and bid his robot slaves to allow it to continue. Then he went back to whipping up the Doomburger, a 40-ton patty with enough cheese to drown the world. That project succeeded.
Eons passed. The messages created by the N'wah Project, beamed out in the form of radio waves, were picked up by a malfunctioning satellite dish. There, The N'wah Project spread through the Internet of our Earth, continuing its purposeless mission.
The N'wah Project continues to this day, unabated.
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